[ Suddenly, Shikamaru, everything will go super chibi. The background will go full rainbow as various weapons are displayed and rotated in the background. Some of them look real, like a sai or a tonfa or a staff. Others look absolutely ridiculous, like some sort of miniature catapult, a staff with two bladed fans on each end, etc. Tenten's eyes light up with stars as she thinks of the possibilities. ]

Just imagine how expansive and unique my weapon collection would be! They'd be so well polished and he'd totally would remember just which ones I didn't have! [ You might want to break her fantasy Shikamaru because this is pretty weird. ]