All My Parents

[weaponry]

[ A Action - Anywhere within Town ]

[ Tenten is, by now, a familiar yet ordinary sight in Luceti. It's hard to mistake her twin buns and usual semi-military casual style of dress for anyone else within the confines which is why this new outfit of Tenten's is a little.... odd. She's bandaged to the tens. Otherwise, there seems to be a bunch of light, uncovered scratches and a single kunai piercing her bun. As Tenten wanders through town, one notices that her demeanor has changed. Tenten's bright, usually friendly personality has been replaced with a cold and more spiteful one. Any public trashcans? Brutally knocked over after she bumps into them. Any greetings? Rejected with a glare as she continues to walk on.

If you're a Konoha ninja, or someone that Tenten has talked to a grand total of once, expect her to make her way to you. Otherwise, the aura of an incredibly spiteful borderline mummy will just continue wrecking the cleanliness of Luceti and it's up to you to stop her!

ooc: Tenten's evil twin is from the AU Road to Ninja. She's ridiculously clumsy, and, as such, does not present a (deadly) threat to your character! Feel free to engage and kill! She'll just respawn a block away, oops. ]

Hey! You!

[ B Action - The Fountain ]

[ Welp. This would happen to Tenten, or her evil twin. The mummy is currently face down in the fountain. She just wasn't looking where she was going. The situation really isn't that dire, but judging by the desperate, uncontrollable flailing, Tenten's evil twin sure thinks it is! Anyone care to help a girl out? ]

[ C Action - In and Around Community House 1 ]

[ It was only a matter of time before the twins from two buns met up, and, of course, it would only result in chaos. Weapons are tossed like gatling guns going off. A storm of shurikens can be seen leaving the windows multiple times. For those of you inside the house, you can see weapons being tossed back and forth like some sort of Feudal Japan warzone. If one dares to make their way to the source, they'll find two equally cut up Tenten's duking it out somewhere in or near the vicinity, each holding their own personal stock of weapons.

It appears that Tenten's evil twin is so clumsy, all of her wounds were inflicted on the nice Tenten accidentally! And all of the evil twin's wounds came from no one other than herself! Klutz power! The good Tenten speaks up. ]

It's time you have stopped wrecking my life and my identity! [ A certainly ferocious slap across the face echoes amongst the enclosure. Join in? It looks like both of them need it. The evil twin glares menancingly before retorting. ]

You can never learn the truth! Do not pursue it! [ She returns the slap with the same amount of force. It's a mirror match. ]
 

[ D - Written/Action to, from and in the general store. ]

[ While Evil!Tenten was out ruining any and all of her reputation amongst the city, good!Tenten had other ideas. Noticing the astonishing amount of paternity struggles recently, she went to the general store and took just about every paternity test she could find! Nope, she's not going to be embarrassed by holding ten (and more) paternity tests in her hand! These are important! ]

Does anyone need to know who their father (or mother) is? If so... [ A dramatic and unnecessary pause. ] I can help.

[ OOC: If you wish for the paternity test to be ridiculously flawed for even more drama, feel free to let me know! Tenten isn't a skilled scientist, so the results can be as impossible as you wish for them to be (Third Party General is your dad? How did that happen?!) ]

[ E - Miscellaneous ] 

[ Just a general catchall option for anything else you wish to do! Kill Tenten/her evil twin? Reveal the secret of her paternity/how she's part of the Hyuuga clan? A child taking a page out of the Dr. Suess canon? Just let it all out here! ]

Comments

[written]

[bossybrows]

...Is it really that widespread?

[written]

[weaponry]

Yeah. From my experience, there's a lot of parental twists to this community as of recently.