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All My Parents

[ A Action - Anywhere within Town ]

[ Tenten is, by now, a familiar yet ordinary sight in Luceti. It's hard to mistake her twin buns and usual semi-military casual style of dress for anyone else within the confines which is why this new outfit of Tenten's is a little.... odd. She's bandaged to the tens. Otherwise, there seems to be a bunch of light, uncovered scratches and a single kunai piercing her bun. As Tenten wanders through town, one notices that her demeanor has changed. Tenten's bright, usually friendly personality has been replaced with a cold and more spiteful one. Any public trashcans? Brutally knocked over after she bumps into them. Any greetings? Rejected with a glare as she continues to walk on.

If you're a Konoha ninja, or someone that Tenten has talked to a grand total of once, expect her to make her way to you. Otherwise, the aura of an incredibly spiteful borderline mummy will just continue wrecking the cleanliness of Luceti and it's up to you to stop her!

ooc: Tenten's evil twin is from the AU Road to Ninja. She's ridiculously clumsy, and, as such, does not present a (deadly) threat to your character! Feel free to engage and kill! She'll just respawn a block away, oops. ]

Hey! You!

[ B Action - The Fountain ]

[ Welp. This would happen to Tenten, or her evil twin. The mummy is currently face down in the fountain. She just wasn't looking where she was going. The situation really isn't that dire, but judging by the desperate, uncontrollable flailing, Tenten's evil twin sure thinks it is! Anyone care to help a girl out? ]

[ C Action - In and Around Community House 1 ]

[ It was only a matter of time before the twins from two buns met up, and, of course, it would only result in chaos. Weapons are tossed like gatling guns going off. A storm of shurikens can be seen leaving the windows multiple times. For those of you inside the house, you can see weapons being tossed back and forth like some sort of Feudal Japan warzone. If one dares to make their way to the source, they'll find two equally cut up Tenten's duking it out somewhere in or near the vicinity, each holding their own personal stock of weapons.

It appears that Tenten's evil twin is so clumsy, all of her wounds were inflicted on the nice Tenten accidentally! And all of the evil twin's wounds came from no one other than herself! Klutz power! The good Tenten speaks up. ]

It's time you have stopped wrecking my life and my identity! [ A certainly ferocious slap across the face echoes amongst the enclosure. Join in? It looks like both of them need it. The evil twin glares menancingly before retorting. ]

You can never learn the truth! Do not pursue it! [ She returns the slap with the same amount of force. It's a mirror match. ]

[ D - Written/Action to, from and in the general store. ]

[ While Evil!Tenten was out ruining any and all of her reputation amongst the city, good!Tenten had other ideas. Noticing the astonishing amount of paternity struggles recently, she went to the general store and took just about every paternity test she could find! Nope, she's not going to be embarrassed by holding ten (and more) paternity tests in her hand! These are important! ]

Does anyone need to know who their father (or mother) is? If so... [ A dramatic and unnecessary pause. ] I can help.

[ OOC: If you wish for the paternity test to be ridiculously flawed for even more drama, feel free to let me know! Tenten isn't a skilled scientist, so the results can be as impossible as you wish for them to be (Third Party General is your dad? How did that happen?!) ]

[ E - Miscellaneous ]

[ Just a general catchall option for anything else you wish to do! Kill Tenten/her evil twin? Reveal the secret of her paternity/how she's part of the Hyuuga clan? A child taking a page out of the Dr. Suess canon? Just let it all out here! ]

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That's an oddly specific skill to advertise.

Well, there's been a bunch of oddly specific problems in Luceti involving these types of things. Do you need my services?

...Is it really that widespread?

Yeah. From my experience, there's a lot of parental twists to this community as of recently.

[Tenten, why are you face down in the fountain. You're a ninja. You are not supposed to be this clumsy.]

So is this your idea of swimming? Even I can tell you there's much better ways of going about it.

[ Tenten freezes for a bit... before picking up the flailing at a quick pace. There's a bunch of ripped holes in her outfits, along with a myriad of patches, cuts and bruises.

The way she's kicking her feet in the water and creating a splash zone of sorts is certainly an aggressive way to ask for help.... if Vegeta can understand it. ]

Would you cut it out!? I already took a shower today, and I'm not interested in taking another! [The water is flying at him and Vegeta is covering his face just to shield his eyes from being attacked by water. He goes to grab the back of her shirt to lift her straight up out of the fountain and hold her right in front of him, wearing an obvious unimpressed expression.]

Honestly, what are you doing? [He was under the impression she was smarter than to get stuck in a fountain!]

[ Tenten shakes her head as she hangs from Vegeta's arm. Yeah. Enjoy that extra spray of water. Tenten's hands are bandaged and she just glares and coughs before speaking up. ]

I don't know! I just tripped and got myself caught on something, no big deal. Now, get your hands off of me! I was on the verge of breaking free. [ glare glare glare. ]

Hey! [The water comes up and gets him right in the face, making his scowl even more sharp.]

Oh you were were you? On the verge of breaking free? Is that why you're all bandaged up like a mummy, because you can take care of yourself huh? [ glare glare glare back. He has lots of practice with this.]

What did you do, get into a fight with a paper bag?

I'm bandaged up because of my own weapons, not anyone else's! [ She defensively sneers. Damn Vegeta. ]

No, not really. [ She looks away, pausing. ] Well, kinda, yeah. I ended up with one over my face, but don't worry. I took care of it. [ She winks and tries to twirl a kunai, but it ends up flying up into the air....

Oops. ]

And here I thought your specialty was in the use of these weapons of yours. [He turns his mouth up at the thought of Tenten getting caught in a paper bag, he meant it as a mean spirited joke but he wasn't expecting that she'd actually.....

Aaaaaaand up the kunai goes. How is this female honestly so clumsy? He's watching it twirl in midair, really hoping it isn't going to land where he thinks it's going to land...]

They are. I've killed people with these thi-! [ The kunai lands pointy side down into her bun.

This is embarrassing. She'll just start swinging her feet wildly. ] Now can you please let me down!

[Yep. Right where he thought it would land. Good job Tenten.]

Pipe down, you're going to give me a headache. [He does not set her down, rather he drops her which honestly isn't that far considering how short he is.] You're awfully feisty today Tenten, what exactly has gotten into you huh?

[ Tenten still manages to trip and fall. She's now pretty much sitting on the ground.

Tenten's face slowly looks up. Her eyes dawn and arch upwards to Vegeta and a sinister smirk crawls across her face. She looks slightly unsettling like this. Only slightly because she still looks like ...Tenten and not any monstrosity like Buu or Freiza. ]

Who said I'm Tenten? [ Her face briefly freezes up in some spitefully smug look before she just starts shaking her head and let's out a small but mighty "heh". ]

What exactly do you mean by that. I'm pretty sure you couldn't be anyone else since I've yet to come across the knowledge that she has a twin. And if that's the case you've got quite a bit to work towards considering that little spill you just took. [She might look menacing but he's not scared.]

In fact I'd go as far as to say you're the weaker of the two!

I am her twin! It's a secret, since I have these! [ Her eyes turn from brown into a milky white clear substance. Her pupils fade entirely. Dramatic scare chord music plays in the background. ]

And I can defeat her at any time I wish! I know her weakness!

Your eyes change color. So what? You act like you're the only being here capable of such a feat. [Ur funneh evil twin Tenten. You didn't even transform. But what's up with that music?] What are you going to do, sneak up behind her and say boo?

It means... [ Her voice trails off. ] ... I can see everything. Everything in a three-sixty degree radius. I can see right through you. [ Her arms get into some weird freaky stance. ]

[Yeah ok whatever evil Tenten twin]

Oh? Is that so? That sounds useful if the opponent didn't completely outclass you in speed. [He puts his hands on his hips all sassy like.] I'm shivering in my boots. Why don't you go ahead and tell me what I ate for lunch? Why, I'll even make a bet with you on it if you want.

[ Tenten lowers her head down, still somehow looking at Vegeta's stance. ]

What is... [ She raises her head, her temple's veins are bulging. ] the bet?!

[She can't be serious.]

The bet, Tenten, is that if you can correctly guess what I had for lunch, I'll teach you how to fly. [HE HIGHLY DOUBTS SHE CAN DO IT LOLOLOL]

[He had an entire turkey, two dozen rolls of salmon rolls, five bowls of spaghetti, a half pound of mashed potatoes, four steaks, a couple of roast beef sandwiches and a small piece of cake to watch his girlish figure.]

I can't learn to fly?! Can I? [ Regardless, Tenten peers into his stomach and immediately makes a face. ]

I've never seen this much food in my life but here we go. An entire turkey? [ Is she questioning this right? ] Twenty three... No, twenty four salmon rolls. A lot of spaghetti. An almost suspicious amount of mashed potatoes. Four steaks, coupled with roast beef sandwiches and a small piece of cake. [ She deadpans the last one. ] How health conscious of you. [ Is eating all of this food even possible? ]

Of course, every being can fly if they've trained enough to be able to. [If Videl can do it, Tenten can definitely do it. He's giving her a weird look while she examines his stomach, thinking that it was all just an act...]

.......How!? [Did he really just lose this bet? Does he seriously have to teach this girl how to fly? He growls very angrily at the fact.]

No way, I don't believe this! How could you possibly know that? [THIS SUCKS.]

So it's like chakra? Everyone has it, but few people have the potential to master it. [ Kinda. ]

I told you, I can see right through you. You currently have a dozen hot dogs sliding down your throat. [ Yes, she's getting super good at this. ]

Yes, we've gone over this, don't you remember? [He's not sure if he's buying that she's Tenten's evil twin yet.] And honestly, you can stop now!

[A dozen hot dogs? He didn't eat hot dogs, what was that supposed to mean anyway...]

Fine! But, admit that my vision is limitless. [ yes she's being super difficult over this. ] And superior to yours! Mwahaha! [ Large ham evil laughter goes here. It's surprisingly high pitched, yet terrifying. ]

[Ok, he knows he legit does not have x-ray vision like this female does, but right about now he's counting this as a blessing since he does not want to see what's inside of other people's bodies. That was just gross.]

Congratulations, your vision is better than mine. But your senses aren't. I don't need to see for your information! [Sad attempt at trying to curb that loud, irritating laughter of hers. Plus, no one gets the one up on the Prince of Saiyans! Not if he can help it!]

[ She can also see through your clothes too, but that's gross and for another time. ]

Really? I have super sensitive touch since I'm a kunoichi, I have great sense of hearing, and I can smell and taste better than all of my comrades since I cook! Mwahahaha! [ Another annoying witch cackle. ]

[If he knew he would feel very violated evil twin Tenten. So violated.]

You know, I've heard that Earthlings use this material called duct tape to take care of irritating pests like you. I'm interested to see how it works. [FOREHEAD VEIN POP]

Duct tape will not defeat me! I am impervious to such small weaponry that you find on this Earth and this includes duct tape. [ She's still arrogant as hell, sorry Vegeta. ]

Want to test that theory?

[It's too bad he doesn't have any duct tape right now. Can he get some? He bets he can. And a chair. Duct tape to a chair.]

If you can find this human tape I will consider accepting your challenge. [ Key words: Consider. She just wants to tell him no after he went through all of this effort!!!!! Mwahahaha... she's evil all right! ]

Then sit tight. [He takes off and flies to the nearest shop, picks up some tape as fast as he can and steals the chair right from behind the counter and flies back to the spot where he'd left her.

But is she still there?]

[ Tenten's still there but there's something off about her. For the briefest, infinitesimal moments, ones that are a hundred times quicker than a blink of an eye, she kinda flickers. There's something noticeably different about this Tenten. She doesn't say anything. She just stares ahead, somewhat motionless. ]

[He's used a version of this technique enough to know some sort of afterimage when he sees one. He looks around, figuring she'd leave. Coward, he knew she'd bail.

He starts looking around for a energy signal that might be her anyway, maybe she didn't leave- she did say she was 'evil' after all and this might be a trick.]

[ There is an energy signal that's faintly being produced coming from community house one. It's unknown if the signal is strong enough to reach Vegeta, but, if it does, he'll feel another strong, but equal, wavelength too. ]

[If it's possible to sense chakra, he'd be sensing that in addition to her ki signal. Though chakra would feel really weird. Like, really, really weird.

And if this is possible, his face is all WTF right about now at the prospect that this 'twin' wasn't lying after all and that he might be sensing two Tentens in the same location. Perhaps he should make his way over there.

However, from the fountain to Community House One is probably a little far for him to sense a ki signal if hers isn't any higher than five or ten, which is that of a normal, couch-dwelling human. If that's the case, he will probably angrily walk off looking for the evil twin and never finding her.]

Edited (WRONG ICON OOPS, HE'S TOTALLY NOT A SUPER SAIYAN RIGHT NOW LOL) 2013-06-08 16:32 (UTC)

[ It is possible to sense chakra, but perhaps not as acute signals as Tenten and her evil clone are giving off. It really depends on Vegeta's sensitivity to it.

Otherwise, oh boy does Tenten have a story for you when she gets back from killing her other self, Vegeta. ]

[He's...not quite familiar with chakra enough at this point to really know what it is or how to sense it, but perhaps he will one day? He knows how to look for ki but not chakra. However, he will be more than happy to listen to Tenten's story of how she brutally killed her evil twin.]

[ beuno. expect a hit up so they can reminisce about that smarmy piece of shit soon! ]

[Things had gotten weird recently. Kankuro was unaffected, instead stuck watching the changes in bemusement.

And he though beads falling out of his mouth was strange.

The voice that calls to him is familiar, and Kankuro turns to face... Tenten? Well, it looks like Tenten, if Tenten had gotten into a fight with someone who fought with blades and bandages.]

Yeah, what?

[He catches the beads of red and purple that fall out of his mouth reflexively by now and tucks them into a pouch he's carrying at his waist.]

[ Kankuro?! Kankuro?! The man that insulted her for using his weapons?! How dare he?!

And why is he spitting out beads?! ]

W-what's wrong? Why are you spitting out beads like this? [ tenten was going to confront him over something small and trivial, but this takes priority. ]

[Kankuro tilts his head at Tenten's reaction. Then he shrugs.]

Kidnap effect, or so I was told.

[He easily catches the blue, gold and white beads that appear and tucks them away.]

What happened to you anyways? Looks like you got in a fight with someones first aid kit.

Hmm... of course they'd give you something pathetic like this. [ Fitting. She glares at Kankuro's implication. ]

I just have a couple of scratches from my usual morning training. Nothing unusual. [ Nothing unusual?! She looks like she was casted in some sort of mummy flick. ]

[Kankuro just raises an eyebrow.] It's not permanent.

[Usual training? That comment gets a rather incredulous look from Kankuro.]

Right. Usual training. Usual training which has never resulted in you looking like some sort of bandage explosion victim before today.

I know. [ Tenten's eyes then go... Byakugan. Yeah. Kankuro. You saw that right. ]

Your body is filled with beads making their way to the surface. [ She knows he thinks she's the other Tenten, but hopefully this will convince him that she's different and... more powerful! ]

[What the hell.

Kankuro stares at Tenten. Because he knows that's not normal. OH great, even Tenten's gone crazy.

Also, that's wrong.]

... ... They are materializing right before my mouth every time I speak.

[He knows this. He can't feel them in his mouth, so this is the only explanation. Perhaps there may be beads in his body but they are some how materializing outside his body without touching his mouth.]

Nice guess though.

[Okay, so he may be being a bit purposefully antagonistic at this point. Whaddya going to do about it?]

It's not a guess. You cannot escape from the Byakugan. These eye see all. [ So, evil clone Tenten can basically bullshit something that goes full wikipedia in terms of dubiousness. ] Have you spoken to Sakura about your condition yet?

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i'm taking that hot dog thing totally the wrong way lololol

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Always late, always sorry. :<

don't worry about it!

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