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Entry tags:
- [luceti] wings village!,
- c: your name here!,
- community housing aka south central luce,
- evil twins,
- good twins,
- ninja drama is the worst drama,
- oh good lord dawson casting,
- ooh that's the real ugly one,
- rock lee why are you pregnant,
- soap opera event!,
- the fountain of... youth and humiliation,
- the general store where specifics happen,
- twins!! add two pink pegs,
- whatever it takes,
- who's these baby daddies and why do they,
- written,
- you are not the father,
- you are the father
All My Parents
[ A Action - Anywhere within Town ]
[ Tenten is, by now, a familiar yet ordinary sight in Luceti. It's hard to mistake her twin buns and usual semi-military casual style of dress for anyone else within the confines which is why this new outfit of Tenten's is a little.... odd. She's bandaged to the tens. Otherwise, there seems to be a bunch of light, uncovered scratches and a single kunai piercing her bun. As Tenten wanders through town, one notices that her demeanor has changed. Tenten's bright, usually friendly personality has been replaced with a cold and more spiteful one. Any public trashcans? Brutally knocked over after she bumps into them. Any greetings? Rejected with a glare as she continues to walk on.
If you're a Konoha ninja, or someone that Tenten has talked to a grand total of once, expect her to make her way to you. Otherwise, the aura of an incredibly spiteful borderline mummy will just continue wrecking the cleanliness of Luceti and it's up to you to stop her!
ooc: Tenten's evil twin is from the AU Road to Ninja. She's ridiculously clumsy, and, as such, does not present a (deadly) threat to your character! Feel free to engage and kill! She'll just respawn a block away, oops. ]
Hey! You!
[ B Action - The Fountain ]
[ Welp. This would happen to Tenten, or her evil twin. The mummy is currently face down in the fountain. She just wasn't looking where she was going. The situation really isn't that dire, but judging by the desperate, uncontrollable flailing, Tenten's evil twin sure thinks it is! Anyone care to help a girl out? ]
[ C Action - In and Around Community House 1 ]
[ It was only a matter of time before the twins from two buns met up, and, of course, it would only result in chaos. Weapons are tossed like gatling guns going off. A storm of shurikens can be seen leaving the windows multiple times. For those of you inside the house, you can see weapons being tossed back and forth like some sort of Feudal Japan warzone. If one dares to make their way to the source, they'll find two equally cut up Tenten's duking it out somewhere in or near the vicinity, each holding their own personal stock of weapons.
It appears that Tenten's evil twin is so clumsy, all of her wounds were inflicted on the nice Tenten accidentally! And all of the evil twin's wounds came from no one other than herself! Klutz power! The good Tenten speaks up. ]
It's time you have stopped wrecking my life and my identity! [ A certainly ferocious slap across the face echoes amongst the enclosure. Join in? It looks like both of them need it. The evil twin glares menancingly before retorting. ]
You can never learn the truth! Do not pursue it! [ She returns the slap with the same amount of force. It's a mirror match. ]
[ D - Written/Action to, from and in the general store. ]
[ While Evil!Tenten was out ruining any and all of her reputation amongst the city, good!Tenten had other ideas. Noticing the astonishing amount of paternity struggles recently, she went to the general store and took just about every paternity test she could find! Nope, she's not going to be embarrassed by holding ten (and more) paternity tests in her hand! These are important! ]
Does anyone need to know who their father (or mother) is? If so... [ A dramatic and unnecessary pause. ] I can help.
[ OOC: If you wish for the paternity test to be ridiculously flawed for even more drama, feel free to let me know! Tenten isn't a skilled scientist, so the results can be as impossible as you wish for them to be (Third Party General is your dad? How did that happen?!) ]
[ E - Miscellaneous ]
[ Just a general catchall option for anything else you wish to do! Kill Tenten/her evil twin? Reveal the secret of her paternity/how she's part of the Hyuuga clan? A child taking a page out of the Dr. Suess canon? Just let it all out here! ]
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Pipe down, you're going to give me a headache. [He does not set her down, rather he drops her which honestly isn't that far considering how short he is.] You're awfully feisty today Tenten, what exactly has gotten into you huh?
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Tenten's face slowly looks up. Her eyes dawn and arch upwards to Vegeta and a sinister smirk crawls across her face. She looks slightly unsettling like this. Only slightly because she still looks like ...Tenten and not any monstrosity like Buu or Freiza. ]
Who said I'm Tenten? [ Her face briefly freezes up in some spitefully smug look before she just starts shaking her head and let's out a small but mighty "heh". ]
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In fact I'd go as far as to say you're the weaker of the two!
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And I can defeat her at any time I wish! I know her weakness!
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Oh? Is that so? That sounds useful if the opponent didn't completely outclass you in speed. [He puts his hands on his hips all sassy like.] I'm shivering in my boots. Why don't you go ahead and tell me what I ate for lunch? Why, I'll even make a bet with you on it if you want.
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What is... [ She raises her head, her temple's veins are bulging. ] the bet?!
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The bet, Tenten, is that if you can correctly guess what I had for lunch, I'll teach you how to fly. [HE HIGHLY DOUBTS SHE CAN DO IT LOLOLOL]
[He had an entire turkey, two dozen rolls of salmon rolls, five bowls of spaghetti, a half pound of mashed potatoes, four steaks, a couple of roast beef sandwiches and a small piece of cake to watch his girlish figure.]
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I've never seen this much food in my life but here we go. An entire turkey? [ Is she questioning this right? ] Twenty three... No, twenty four salmon rolls. A lot of spaghetti. An almost suspicious amount of mashed potatoes. Four steaks, coupled with roast beef sandwiches and a small piece of cake. [ She deadpans the last one. ] How health conscious of you. [ Is eating all of this food even possible? ]
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No way, I don't believe this! How could you possibly know that? [THIS SUCKS.]
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I told you, I can see right through you. You currently have a dozen hot dogs sliding down your throat. [ Yes, she's getting super good at this. ]
i'm taking that hot dog thing totally the wrong way lololol
[A dozen hot dogs? He didn't eat hot dogs, what was that supposed to mean anyway...]
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Congratulations, your vision is better than mine. But your senses aren't. I don't need to see for your information! [Sad attempt at trying to curb that loud, irritating laughter of hers. Plus, no one gets the one up on the Prince of Saiyans! Not if he can help it!]
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Really? I have super sensitive touch since I'm a kunoichi, I have great sense of hearing, and I can smell and taste better than all of my comrades since I cook! Mwahahaha! [ Another annoying witch cackle. ]
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You know, I've heard that Earthlings use this material called duct tape to take care of irritating pests like you. I'm interested to see how it works. [FOREHEAD VEIN POP]
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[It's too bad he doesn't have any duct tape right now. Can he get some? He bets he can. And a chair. Duct tape to a chair.]
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But is she still there?]
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He starts looking around for a energy signal that might be her anyway, maybe she didn't leave- she did say she was 'evil' after all and this might be a trick.]
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And if this is possible, his face is all WTF right about now at the prospect that this 'twin' wasn't lying after all and that he might be sensing two Tentens in the same location. Perhaps he should make his way over there.
However, from the fountain to Community House One is probably a little far for him to sense a ki signal if hers isn't any higher than five or ten, which is that of a normal, couch-dwelling human. If that's the case, he will probably angrily walk off looking for the evil twin and never finding her.]
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Otherwise, oh boy does Tenten have a story for you when she gets back from killing her other self, Vegeta. ]
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